Me: *eating a cherry pretty much dripping in soda*
Mads: 5 meters of awesome covered in awesome-sauce?
-at the same time i'm drinking soda-
me: don't say that when i'm swallowing!
Mads: you just made it even more graphic.
me: OTL

if you don't get it than i guess you just had to be there.
but guys, thank you so much for making my night,
it was a lot of fun
thank you for the AWESOME cards and gifts
and just....
Grazie ragazze, vi voglio bene~
have fun translating that.

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Hetalia Tag: yes another one.

Choose 10 characters (preferably from the same fandom) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done!


1) Germany
2) France
3) Italy(North)
4) Russia
5) England
6) Austria
7) Italy(South)
8) Prussia
9) Canada (who?)
10) Spain



1. Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?

Russia, Canada and Spain... "throw tomatoes to melt snow"? Russia wins anyway


2. Make up an e-mail address for 6.

myangerischopin@pianovirtuoso.com


3. If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?

I'm going to go with Metal, or maybe if he needs to relax something like "Diary of Dreams", or maybe "The Bad Touch" amiright?


4. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?

Canada pays me a visit. i'd be like "where's the maple good man?" with a strong british accent. i don't know why, i just would.


5. Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other?

Austria and Russia? GOD NO.


6. 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?

Germany challenges Italy. what kind of a question is that? Germany wins, but then feels bad, so he help Ita and then your little pesky minds know where i'm going.


7. 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?

ok so Lovi, France and Germany go out for pizza. Lovi would order a Margherita (i'm italy for god' sake IT IS spelled like that) France something with anchovies and Germany would order it with wurst as a topping (i have tried it before and it's pretty good actually)
France would be like "where's the wine" Lovi would be trying to hit germany for "bad taste" and germany would be pulling lovi's curl


8. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor?

Strategy and tactics at Military Academies, but if he taught health i would love him forever.


9. 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?

England and Spain.... off to re-live their pirate experiences. seafood is a must. fish and chips will not be considered seafood.


10. 8 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why?

Prussia sings to Lovi, he'd sing something like "stop bugging my brother, cause i can't stand him whining, stop bugging my brother, or i'll fucking kill you"
choir of chicks is a must.


11. How would 8 court 6?

Prussia courting Austria. OTL i refuse.
i uttermostly refuse.


12. Describe the relationship between 2 and 8 in the canon. Would you change it? Why?

France and Prussia?
i don't think there is one. (thankthelordforthesesmallblessings)


13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why?

ve~ perfect match for feli? WHY DOITSU OF COURSE~!


14. 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do?

France has a dream where spain tells him to save germany. what would france do?
save doitsu's ass and brag about it untill germany is faced with suicide as an only option.


15. 9 and 6 are about to get married, until 3 crashes their wedding and abducts 9 against his/her will. 6 follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1.

Canada and austria are about to get marries, until Feli abducts Canada. Austria follows but he must forge an alliance whith germany.
that's too complicated and crack.


16. 8 receives a gift from 9. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?

Prussia gets a gift from canada, it would be much-appreciated maple syrup. ("smothered like my waffle house hash browns", ne?)


17. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?

Russia sees a fluffy creature, he'd keep it and name it sound completely harsh-sounding, yet make it his almost-only friend.


18. 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this.

Prussia is dared by Russia to strip while pole-dancing in front of Lovi.
DO WANT. DO SO TOTALLY WANT.

"you're probably still ugly under your chlothes, prussia, da?" said Ivan
"suck it, commie bastard, i'm still awesome looking" replied the other ex-nation
"but i vant to make sure, da?" said the Russian man "strip"
"no fucking way in hell, commie. not in front of him"
"i don't mind" said the man who was enjoying the sight of the ex-nation swinging around the pole "so what the russian sais"
"son of a- fine" said Gilbert, having made his mind up "you'll get to see just how awesome i am"
with that the Albino began slowly teasing his own clothes off himself.
Ivan smiled "see, i get vat i vant, da?"


19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5?

England: -_-"


20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1’s life, how would you change it? )

he'd be HRE for sure, but his brother would still be nation.